Tell me about yourself. How did you find this website? Did some weirdo give you a link? Did you receive a card from a handsome stranger, or found one (a card, not a stranger) in some disgusting place? Are you a government agent investigating a possible terrorist threat, foreign or domestic? Perhaps both? Maybe you have a website of your own? I'd love to see it, why don't you tell me where I can find it?
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